Whats the perfect facebooks status to shut up all the osama statuses?

Im shure we all see this, theres 50 "osama" died statuses, then there 50 more, "whos this osama guy" or "did someone die?" or "shut up with the osama statuses" status. Im so anoyed, i didnt make one, everyone who did has no originality. so from everyones opinion, whats the perfect original status that has to do with people having 50 of the same statuses? In your own opinion